Hello, how are you?
I am very well thank you and yourself?

What’s it all about?
It’s all thimbles and witches.

Why are we here?
They will let us know when the time is right but we must not ask too many questions.

Is it getting better or worse?
Only time will tell, only time will tell…

Big or Small?
Big and can I get some Sweet ‘n’ Sour sauce please.

Can I have a go?
Yes it still works but I think it’s leg is broken.

Do you remember that time when…?
Yes when it’s leg wasn’t broken and it was all for fun.

Truth or Dare?
I dare not tell you the truth.

Were the rumors true?
Yes it’s all true and now you know.

Which is best?
The one that’s better than all the rest.

What did you do first?
I made sure nobody was looking.

When were you happiest?
Running free across the countryside with the wind in my hair.

Do you enjoy travel?
I do enjoy travel it helps me to go to different places and I like that.

How drunk have you been?
I have been drunk a few times and it was great fun.

How did we meet?
We met on Beer Avenue.

Can you think of anything else?
No no that has covered everything in the whole world and more.